The person with the whitest Jeep in town:
The proud owner of a brand new unicycle:
The person who gave their window a dang super saiyan kai blast:
The person who, ‘fraid to say, might be the world’s worst grower of watermelons:
The person who’s having their own personal Chicken Little moment inside their apartment:
The person who will never eat a Night Baguette again:
The person who apparently ordered their burger cooked well-gooped:
The person whose eggs will now have a very unique texture:
The person who almost fell into the Netherrealm in their rental:
The person who uncovered this simply ludicrous amount of lint:
The person who had the perfect soundtrack for this tragic moment:
The person whose record miiiiiight be a bit askew:
The person who lives and breathes with someone that drinks out of this:
The person who lived the British nightmare:
The person who I hope likes their eggs with a heaping mound of pepper on them:
The person who got a little extra protein with their delicious chips:
The person whose couch is basically like four planks thrown together:
And the person whose friend just casually broke a million year old piece of amber:
Hmm. Not great.